WARNING: This blog contains very sexy pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch. Benedict should be taken in small dosages. SIDE EFFECTS: If taken/seen too much of Benedict, it may cause side effects such as: Blushing, Heavy Breathing, Faintness, Screaming, Shaking, Smiling, Blacking out, Comas, and even Orgasms. When taken correctly, Benedict Cumberbatch is very pleasant to enjoy.
a cup of tea
Thank you very much! I like the things I post too! ;)
Right-o then, five nice things/facts about myself…
-I have Benechip Cumberbear (Benedict Cumberbatch),
Tom Cuddleston (Tom Hiddleston),
Paul McHoney (Paul McCartney),
Jane Ashfur (Jane Asher),
Martin Freehugs (Martin Freeman),
Bernard Quack (Bernard Black, it’s a stuffed duck),
Manny Barkanco (Manny Bianco, it’s a stuffed dog).
Snow Bite (Snow White),
Amanda Abbearington (Amanda Abbington),
George Bearison (George Harrison),
Bilbear Bearggins (Bilbo Baggins),
Harry Pawter (Harry Potter),
Irene Adbear (Irene Adler),
Merry [Brandybuck] (My christmas bear),
Loki Honeyson (Loki Laufeyson)-
And a few more I’ve forgotten. I actually love Puns. Puns are the best jokes. If you can pun well, I love you…
No problem! I love classical music too, so it’s wonderful to see he’s not only a pretty face, but a super intelligent man with amazing taste.
If you need any more Benedict related help, please as and I shall try to serve! ;)
Benedict Cumberbatch with fans at The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Berlin Premiere(x)
Does he not get lonely in there all by himself?
No, you see, I think that’s it. In all honesty, I do think the gold thing is his status made real. He doesn’t have to prove anything, he’s sitting on it. And there’s a great metaphor for capitalism gone wrong in the last couple of decades. The potency of this story, nearly 100 years on, is that — like at the time it was written — it’s a metaphor for something much beyond the fantastical realities of the world that he’s created. It’s something that was born out of Europe at war and the rise of Nazism. The parallels are very, very clear. The bravery that it takes for Bilbo to do great things in a dangerous and dark world, that carries on as an inspirational story of courage. And I think Smaug, he’s kind of a horrific embodiment of the evil of the Third Reich. Both he and the necromancer, I believe, are. I think now that can work for market capitalism gone wrong. It’s just avarice and greed and all that venality is just large and it’s tied in with an ego that has human complexities, vanity and pride and all those things that make him think he’s invincible and stop him from realizing his limitations.
He seems to enjoy it when Bilbo invades his lair, though. He enjoys toying with him.
I think that’s a really good observation. I think another friend said it, both from women, I have to say, “He’s a male dragon, he needs a mate.”
What about the lonely female dragon from “Shrek?”
[Laughs] That’d be great. Oh my God, I can feel the fan fiction being written right now. If [the Internet’s] not still broken from my earlier discussions. Oh God. I know what you mean. But he’s so self-involved. Just “me and my gold.”❞
nyotasinthesky reblogged this from you and added:
and why exactly does he look gay? I can hear the hidden homophobia through your awkward typing, don’t worry! ;)
EXCUSE ME!? I am NOT homophobic! I had a feeling someone was going to grasp that sentence the wrong way; and what’s with the wink at the end? Homophobia is a problem, and not something to smile about! Look, I love Zachary! ‘Homophobic’ is not something someone thinks when they hear my name.
Sometimes, you can just tell with some people. Like if you saw Louie Spence on the street, you would just know. That’s not homaphobic, that’s observation. The science of deduction, if you will. Now, I know some straight men are feminine too, which is fine. It’s just when Zach came out, it didn’t shock me as much as I thought it would, or as much as it did other people. That’s all I’m saying. I dunno, maybe I have a built in gaydar and it’s more powerful than other people’s.
I really don’t see how any of that is homophobic. That word means I have a problem with gays; which I don’t. I will support homosexuality and equal rights %1000000000 until my death, like I have mentioned in my ask. All through out my blogging on this site, I have mentioned my passion for Gay rights, I have made it known that I support them, and I have even had people ask me advise on their sexuality.
I support love. I am a straight woman supporting and loving the idea of same sex relationships. I am proud to support it. I say it with my head held high. Just because I’m not gay, does not mean I cannot support it. Please, do not assume, and take one sentence out of context. Everything else I said in that response was from the heart. I am so happy Zach announced his sexuality, especially since a young boy killed himself from homophobic bullying. He has, hopefully, save others from doing the same thing by telling that.
And you attack the girl who wrote, ‘I was so happy he came out’ to the other who wrote ‘I want to shoot myself in the face [because he’s gay]’ …. Sort out your priorities.
Yes, my writing may be awkward, but I did just wake up, so excuse me for not wording my paragraphs properly. And sorry for rudely replying with a long message, but if ANYONE thinks I’m homophobic, think again!
Yeah! I do actually! I’m a really good, close friend of his, and I’ve decided to devote my time to secretly telling everyone on tumblr all his personal secrets and post pictures of him… Did you know he, Tom and Matt really DO have zygoma polishing parties!?
NO, I don’t know him.
I do have a FAQ, and it clearly states I do not know Benedict. I have never met Benedict. Benedict does not know I even exist. A shame, but that’s just how it is. If I did know Benedict personally, there would be no way I would even have this account!
Ponting photo #454254254